12 May 08
I'm Helvetica
You exemplify the modern urbanite. You are minimalist in style, committed to "clean lines" and restaurants with names in all lowercase. You aspire to live in an urban loft, and when the lease expires on your Jetta, you plan to get a Prius. Each time you fly, you have someone plant a tree to offset your carbon footprint. Yet, you smoke like a chimney, because it's "Hollywood."
Does Helvetica really mean Environmentalist now? Did I miss the memo? Also, I'd rather have my hydrocarbon spewing, 50mpg motorcycle, than a Prius.